01S77

[Saturday, June 21]

since there no burst of entires..
i shall entertain weijia.haha

My dog named sex (part 2)

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my w! ife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."

por xq * 10:44 PM

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hey gals..it is me again..=p
me lijie n sm went for this gen X club meeting today..n we saw a guy who look so much like yuan zhang..(the 7/5 guy) we wanted to ask him whether he has a brother who used to b in hc..

n now there is no burst of entries..

por xq * 10:16 PM

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yupz...sudden burst..unlike now..only 1 entry...i think i use ALOT of computer that's y it's hard for me to see bursts of entries..heez.. aiyah lemme post at my own blog lah..pple go read..heez..

por DrC * 2:25 PM

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[Friday, June 20]

haha..weijia r u sure there is a sudden burst of entries??
haha siwen u sounded like u dislike gals..so sad..i pity ur future daughter..let me be her godmother den.haha..i wan to see the photos u took in korean..

thanz pl..now i know the difference btw chow n chou..hopefully i dun forget..n how come u r collecting the harry potter book on sat?? u mean u can order b4 hand??

i went for the nus medical checkup today..it is kind of waste of $$..n i think i saw my new pharmacy frens

por xq * 8:55 PM

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whoa..sudden burst of entries...make me sooo happy!! i'm already happy enuff ^_^

**censored-- for gals only** siwen: err.it's spelt as menstruation, not menustration..haha.. **end of censor**

xq: yes..i feel VERY evil..let's not talk abt my mice..i'm very traumatised after the past 2 days of killing...coz i've got to kill them after they survive one day of practise surgery..and the method of killing has changed..i feel very bad lah...and everyday this "new" lab assisstant keeps visiting me in the animal room and haunts me, reminding me of how evil i am...I AM A MURDERER =(

plhu: yes, she's that light..and she's not very satisfied..that's why she's VERY unhealthy..jay made the right choice...last time she was on a diet til she had to be admitted to hospital..crazy girl..bad influence on the media..shud end her contract NOW. oh..careful of NE line..it will have problems quite often...when it's just started. hmm...i doubt there'd be any love notes..."screaming match" would be rather interesting and amusing..so i dun mind.. ^_^ i think michael might leave comments.. and it's DEREK and derrick!! gosh...gal...2 yrs of classmates!! oh..i haven't seen/kept in contact with HH and WQ for a LONG LONG LONG LONG time!! how're they?? why does WQ need amusement?? SS...i doubt he'd join even if we invite him..yupz..and sm is getting her comp on monday..soon soon soon!! ^_^

km: HI!! ^_^

por DrC * 10:00 AM

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[Thursday, June 19]

++ PRONOUNCIATIONS ++
Chow - chao, like fried rice.
Chou - cho, like harry potter's Cho Chang.
AHAHAHAHA! I'm going to collect Harry Potter V on Saturday!!!!!!!!!! And test out the NE line on my way there!!

++ GUYS TO INVITE ++
let's see... there's minwei, hoe wan, xiu jun, yexin, muzhi, weihao, po lung, kai mun, derrick, wanquan, michael, honghan and swee siang. I'm going to be evil and not so tactful here; hopefully this entry will be lost in the archives before long.
--> yes to Minwei, Hoe Wan, Xiu Jun. Although it may degenerate into a screaming match between Minwei and Siwen, and love notes between some other people.
--> yes to Weihao.
--> yes to Yexin and Muzhi, but I don't think they'll come here more than once.
--> yes to Kai Mun - he reads our blogs frequently anyway, even if he doesn't leave comments.
--> neutral about Derrick and Michael, but I think they'll forget the url.
--> don't mind Wanquan. I think he needs amusement.
--> rather not Honghan. I just think that he likes to criticise and judge people.
--> neutral about Swee Siang, but it'll be rather strange.
But none of us have the power to invite them 'cos we're not the blog owner; Shumin is, and her computer is nonexistent ^^;

++ JOLIN ++
What. She is 38 kg???
I think she has lost her reproductive functions by now.

por plhu * 11:01 PM

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hey gals...
wahhh weijia u seem like en expert surgeon lor..but it is like so cruel on the mice..

aiyah. i think invite weisong can liaoz..we muz expose him to the outside world
n i dun like jolin cos she says she wan to keep her weight at 38kg..MAD..MAD..

siwen i wan to see ur photos with the little boys..i like boys with beany eyes..haha

por xq * 10:57 PM

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oh yay!! finish oneproject today!! tho not my own project lah..3 of us did together... we split jobs...i do catching, anesthesia, taping, sterilising, shaving, weighing..other do surgery, another do injection and sewing up...so we did 10 mice in 2 hours instead of the usual half hr per mouse ^_^ so efficient hor?? oh but i got bitten by one of the mice...i din noe it was male..tot all female..then it was so fierce tt it bit me when i tried to hold it down to anesthesize it. humph. luckily never bleed...but then..hmm...now a lot of diseases transmitted by animals...i better be careful...u pple better not see me for some time

gigi: ah?? heez..interesting dream..lemme consider making it come true k?? just like i made shumin's dream come true..heez.. ^_^ err...sat must be afternoon then guys can rite? sun morning sm n i can't...afternoon hard coz the guys might have to leave v soon..so sat late afternoon shud be best lah.. ^_^ yupz..i dun mind those 3 guys..maybe yx, mz, km, michael n derek too... ^_^ yupz...

xq: yupz..sure tt jolin was dumped..she was crying so badly she had swollen eyes when appearing on jacky's show (wu, not cheung), and she almost burst out crying again when asked by jacky... yupz...she's pretty lah...but she's anorexic so not v good... guys must like only healthy gals with healthy thoughts ^_^ eh maybe i ask mr koh to come and read our blgo to keep himself updated..hehe..

por DrC * 4:32 PM

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WAH..siwen u r back..haha.u mean u actually went up to those little boys n request to take photos with them!?!? they sound so cute..with their beany eyes.
n im so amazed by their toilet bowls..i like clean toilets..
n im so amazed that they have free games, internet n animation shows at their public phones..isn't it amazing??
u went to the world cup stadium right??how izzit??

aren't chou n chow r pronounced in the same way?? haha

haha..r u sure jolin was dumped n not the other way round??u know my bro says all his ns frens are crazy over jolin??
me n lj r in the barbaric grp cos i think it is our mascot or motto or sth lar..

ohhh.pei lin...mr koh might just come n read our blog..haha

i oso dun feel like typing much.. mrs soon is v lazy today..haha..

por xq * 3:49 PM

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They have a new blog version

I don’t mind guys like MW, XJ, HY down here but others… erm…

I think Koreans are v frank and direct. So they’re unhappy abt sthg they will show it. This is unlike the Japanese who always try to be courteous at all times (but this may make them look like hypocrites as well). Japanese toilets are v nice as well… they have seat warmers and v nice toilet seats even in NORMAL homes

Bball gang: do you all prefer a sat or sun?

WJ: I dreamt of u ysy… I dreamt that CMW told me you were switchg course to chem. Engin and we were v shocked

I don’t feel like typing much… Mrs Chou (not Chow XQ) is v lazy today

por gigi * 12:12 PM

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xq: u call that lunch?? ehh? that's my time for tea break liao!!

heez.. tho we had super big meals...like each person has a 3pc meal, which consists of 3 pc of chicken (duh), small whipped potato, small coleslaw, wedges, UPSIZED drink...and we also had cheesefries to share...gosh... ^_^ i like going out with my lab pple, coz they apppreciate food as much as i do ^_^ but then again..going out with u all better...exercise my self control...then i wun keep gaining weight..heez.. hmm...so maybe i'll go out with my lab and u all on alternate weeks..then my weight will maintain...heez... hey i wanna see your new hairstyle..heez...seldom see u pple cut hair..so boring...not like me..i cut hair every 2 months...going to cut hair 3rd time this yr liao... ^_^ haha....HALF a guy will blog here..so deduce wither mw/xj will blog?? coz they're half guy half gals...haha... (hey dun tell sm k...her comp spoil so i dun think she'll read this...heez...by the time she comes back with her new comp i'd have bombarded it with msgs that she wun want to read all our entries..heez...) lousy question...Jay CHOU's song lor...and btw...jolin was dumped by jay LONG LONG LONG LONG ago!! yupz i noe i'm in same grp as sm..you're barbaric?? why you say tt?? and how do you check grp mascots and stuff?? how come i cannot find??

por DrC * 9:34 AM

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I think we haven't gotten notification on the cert collection because ... *drumroll* ... our CT is MR KOH!!!!!!! Slackiest guy in the staff room...

To xinqiao: Yup, grey is bixian. Who is yizheng? Do we know him/her?

To lj: What's wrong with having guys here?

Hmm...not sure when I'll go back to get my cert. Must ask juniors when they're going back to school for makeup lectures etc... would like to see them again.

por plhu * 8:28 AM

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[Wednesday, June 18]

btw..me n lijie r in the same grp for cacs camp.we r in the barbaric grp..haha..so weijia u r in the same grp as sm..

por xq * 6:36 PM

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yaa.onli me n weijia keep blogging..n weijia..i went ikea TODAY.for lunch oso..so qiao..haha..but i reach there around 3 plus..n eat the curry chicken rice.

i oso din get notification on the cert thing. but my fren's fren collected his cert liaoz..so let's go back together to collect one fine day.

my hairdresser is not a gay..cos she is a female..n i ask her to trim..but she cut my hair till so short..im v sad..my long black silky hairr is gone..sob sob..

i think grey is bx..den yizheng is yizheng..whom i thought is weijia n gigi's fren..

haha..gigi is very shy..she is v scare to have guys on the blog..n seriously i think onli 1/2 guys will blog..n she think she is mrs jay chow..puke puke..u think u r jolin?

ehh..im not the basketball gang..im the cheerleader gang..can i go there n cheer..haha

ban ye shui bu zao jiao...guess wat song izzit..haha

por xq * 6:30 PM

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only soon family..coz only the Soons are moer onz abt this!! ^_^ the rest..hmm...disappeared into thin air...

yizheng?? left a mark here?? where?? how come i dun see it?? hmm...heez...LL is neither...haha..she's nothingless...

whoa so mafan..so many blogs?? dun wan lah..then i'll have to split up things i have to say into the diff blogs i have..humph... i dun wanna copy and paste so many times...so boring..type new things means i'd have TONNES of things to type!!

err..i din get any notice abt my cert...i think mr koh wants to keep my cert..i bet he has a secret crush on me..heez..that's why his son has half of my name... ^_^

okok!! bball!! yay!! err...but we have camps coming up soon..next week whole week i'm not free...i'm going shopping with my neighbour, my mum etc etc...coz i haven't gone shopping since GSS started! gonna make it all up next week...heez.. yupz..but good idea..i like bball..and i also haven't exercised for ages!! (hmm..are we the only 2 who dun exercise on our own???)

err...lijie ah..i dun READ lyrics...i SING them!! so it had opposite effect on me..haha...i started singing it...so i'm so happy now.. ^_^ just now during surgery iheard another song on 93.3 too... the wang4 ji4 ni3 wo3 zuo4 bu dao4.... ^_^ err..why the sudden talk abt hairdressors?? david gan?? grey..for your prom?? isn't his service kinda ex?? my hairdressors are very nice and not v sissy leh...just neutral i guess...not as bad as david gan..heez...

xq?? ikea?? when?? i went there today!! lunch time!! with my lab!!

por DrC * 4:52 PM

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How come I see only the entries from the Soon family? Mrs Jay Chou wld like to leave her mark as well...

Who are grey and yizheng???????? suspect one is LL?

I oppose the idea of inviting guys... we can have another 01s77 (unisex) blog... but then i guess only the same old pple will be blogging ya?

Does anyone know where to get art and craft stuff besides bras basah, beauty world, and the closing down spotlight??

When are you all gg to collect your cert?

To the bball gang: I wanta organise a bball session! I really haven't been exercising for the past decade...

To Sue Chen: SHENG RI KUAI LE!!! U’re 19… so old liaoz

To Pei Lin: See that big space over there :P Anyway I think marrying doctors is not a good idea after all… FEMALE nurses constantly surround them…

To Rojak: Yi4 chang3 shi1 bai4 de4 ai4 qing2 xiang4 ge4 xiao4 hua4 Re4 de4 shi2 hou4 xin1 luan4 ru2 ma2… haha… I enjoyed ysy’s outing as well, don’t be jealous k? We will be going ktv again v soon… this time with your lao gong and sm’s lao gong as well… Anyway I think male hairdressers are ALL v sissy… I mean look at David Gan! My hairstylist is also like that… urgh

To XQ: See I’m here... Enjoy your Ikea trip! Looking forward to see your shorter hair :P

por gigi * 2:15 PM

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stupid story...typical of miss wang..haha...err..dun do tt at your marriage with my bro ok? *wink*

por DrC * 10:29 AM

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argh!! sob sob sob...i want to sing coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 weeks ago 933 kept playing tt song...this week dun have..so sad...but i got to sing with guangliang and other stars during surgery..heez...so not that bad lah **comforts self**

xq: oh can we also invite pple then? does it have to be sm?? ok..i ask her today...i'll see her..u remind me at 6pm to ask her can? i'm sooooo forgetful..i even forgot if i sent jielin a msg!! humph..waste my sms if i had already sent it to her... heez..u look like malay not..hmm...dunno leh...skin-wise..no...other than that i dunno..heez...but i'm sure noone has mistook me for malay b4...but for a thai gal, yes. humph.

suechen: happy bdae (again) ^_^

por DrC * 10:25 AM

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TODAY IS SUE CHEN's BDAY..
sue chen if u r seeing this..happy birthday..we miss u..

por xq * 12:07 AM

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[Tuesday, June 17]

weijia are u very bored?? i show u one story to entertain u lar..it is very funny..dunno whether u see it b4

My Dog Named Sex (PART 1)

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

por xq * 11:58 PM

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haha.ya.weijia.we r singing ktv when u r soooo bored...it is very FUN..=P
we sang ur fav song coffee..it is our LAST SONG..suppose to sing fr 3 to 8pm.den they chase us out at 6.50pm..v sad..cheat our 1 hr plus plus..BUT we got another $15 voucher..so we can go n sing again..
if wan to invite the guys..den have to wait for sm to repair her comp..haha..

i think there r ppl that r naturally dark skin. u know when i was in pri one.got one person came n talk to me in malay.. do i look like a malay??

por xq * 11:43 PM

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SOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOORRREEDDDD!!! I'M SITTING HERE WHILE U ALL ARE ENJOYING URSELF AT KTV!!!!!! HUMPH. NOONE TO UPDATE THIS BLOG EXCEPT ME, ME AND ME!! =(

por DrC * 3:23 PM

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miss wang: err..the guys ...some go home everyday...or can blog during e weekends...haha..and we'll get a sudden burst of blog entries during the weekends!! yay..then i wun be bored when i access our 77 blog...wun see only my entry...hehe...

plhu: some pple are tanned naturally...those v nice...no tan lines at all... ^_^ ok..maybe not tanned....dark skin??

jl: so who's joining union camp??

por DrC * 11:25 AM

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[Monday, June 16]

pl: yeah.high five pei lin. we have the same taste.. (did u notice i left a space between pei n lin??) n y dun u wan to stay in hostel?

wj: pple with fair skin and black hair reminds me of snow white..haha..do i have fair skin n dark hair??
haha.m i part of the soons?? the guys wun blog oso lar..they r protecting the country..
oh no..who says u r pretty?? he will get bashed up...

miss yu: thanz for helping me solve chem qns..i love u..haha.yeah.but now u r missing in action..

por xq * 10:30 PM

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ARGH! Should I stay in hostel or not...
Oh I cannot join for dinner tomorrow. Eating with family.

My Sassy Gal: The 1st part is laugh until can die, the 2nd part is cry until can die one ^^; I especially loved the scene where the guy is giving her new date a list of things that he should do to make her happy...yup same scene that Xinqiao likes.

Weijia doesn't look like that Korean actress what! That Korean girl has a heart shaped face. Weijia has a longish face.

To Weijia: people with tanned skin usually have brown hair because their hair is sun-bleached by whatever activities caused them to be tanned in the first place?

By the way, my name is two words. Pei Lin. I insist on the space between. ^^

por plhu * 6:48 PM

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aiyoh...these few days so boring.. noone's blogging...noone's commenting...every blog is stagnant...sigh...sigh..sigh... the rest of the gals?? they dun blog i think..not as onz as the Soons...heez...yupz..thot last tiem we were thinking of getting the guys to join?? where're they?? humph humph humph

what?? mr koh?? huh??

who cares abt long hair...heez..if i did not cut since last yr, my hair would be as long as that!! i just keep cutting my hair..that's y it doesn't seem to grow at al!! heez..yupz..i luv going to that hair salon...my hairdressor is so nice to me..and i like the guy who massages my head for me everytime he washes my hair..he has good massaging skills!! heez..and everytime i go there i get ego boost..coz he likes to say i'm so pretty..haha... yupz..so i go for ego boost regularly...abt once every 2 months..heez... oh..and i vow to find out his name the next time!! (geez..i do tt everytime...but been there 3 times since i met him at prom day...and i still haven't found out his name!! argh...)

talking abt fair skin and hair...my friends say tt there's a trend that pple with fair skin uually have jack black hair, and pple with tanned skin usually have brown hair..issit true?? ^_^

por DrC * 6:43 PM

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u know sm comp is spoilt??n sw not in singapore.so they cannot blog..

onli me, gigi, weijia n peilin can blog..
where r the rest of the gals??????

my god mr koh is nus councillor?? 01s77 mr koh?? really??
but he is so skinny..haha..there is no link.i know

weijia look like the SASSY gal??haha no lar.the gal got so long hair.mayb the skin colour lar..both r very fair

por xq * 3:49 PM

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whoa..y u pple ah...dun blog then dun blog togwether...blog then blog together...past 2 days i keep coming online and only see my own entry...so boring!! huh?? my sassy gal v nice meh? i rem when it first showed my friend came running to our classbench and said, " weijia!! you''ve gotta watch 'my sassy gal'!! the show is so farnie!! and you look so much like the gal lead in the show!!" so of course i went to watch lah..i mean..i got to vcd..heez...yupz..and i fell asleep after the 1st vcd...(my habit when i watch vcds lah..so i shudn't watch vcds...heez..only time i din fall asleep was while watching meteor garden 1&2 and wu jian dao i think...) and i dun think i look like tt gal!! hmm...what's this abt me and korean gals...LL and BX also keep saying so...hmm..hmm..hm.....

hostel: i lked kent ridge coz my friend stayed there, she said it's good...PGP is too ex..and really..the pple there...hmm...they say mostly v old (phD) etc...so less onz and less activities...tho the place is nice lah..type B is fine...i stayed in type B last time...Temasek is nice..but i dun like to have construction work around me... (btw...NUS' school colour is orange n blue mah....) raffles is now the oldest hall around... that's y i dun show the least interest in it..heez... yupz... so what are your choices?? 1st choice KR, then...? so who's going besides LJ and JL?? sigh...what makes me dun feel lke going hostel is tt i've gotta pay for myself...$1400 for half a yr is quite alot...very bu4 she3 de2...sobz..but KR no double rooms..

camps: oh my kor said union camp would be good..he's the councillor there too...yupz...when issit? maybe i wanna join...^_^

miss wang: eh so the KTV voucher u want not?? $20 leh....alot leh...can only use on weekdays...get sm's helicopter to come NUS to take b4 u all go??

por DrC * 10:15 AM

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btw smu students are going for OBS. heard that it is their orientation camp..

por xq * 1:00 AM

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[Sunday, June 15]

Sm: so tues how?? the outing for the unemployed still on?? so onli me u lijie n peilin comfirm going.gloria is onli joinning us for ktv n xueli might b joining us for dinner.

miss yu: i oso watch my sassy gal again..which part did u cry???i feel v touched when the guy recited 10 things the other guy muz take note of if he wanna b with the gal...so romatic..
n the webpage u give me is so boring..haha..

haven finish commenting
but gtg will comment later

por xq * 10:45 PM

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Sheesh this is my 2nd attempt at blogging today... the stupid com got stuck while i've almost finished my entry... hafta RETYPE!!!

My 1st week of unemployment has been rather fruitful... i really hope it will stay that way

I spent 200 bucks in the Great S'pore Sale! Do you all know that some shops are so cheapskate? They drag out all the old stock during the sale... and some more the sizes usually don't fit!

About hostels, I went rekeeing with Jielin ysy... Here are our findings
Kent Ridge, Sheares: They are nice and new... However, they look like TWINS! Same colour, same design, even the fonts of the name and motto at the front buildings are identical... I was staring at the two halls with Disbelief...
Temasek: It's orange! I think nus is rather fond of orange... undergoing alot of construction work... the rooms looked gloomy
Eusoff: It's brick red... Also undergoing alot of construction... However jl and I met a contractor who told us the temasek rooms are newer (better). He said something about ceilings peeling for the eusoff hall...
Raffles: Didn't go to check that out coz it's out of the way. But according to SM, there are cockroaches
King edward: Didn't check that out as well... but it's got a nice homepage though
PGP: Muzhi and Yexin gonna stay there... nice condo BUT the toilets outside the apartments are either locked or creepily dark... if u're planning to stay there, make sure you opt for type A
Conclusion: None is perfect... but think me and jielin is gg to opt for kent ridge... it's nearer the bus stop than sheares although they are side by side... That makes a WHOLE lot of difference to people like... erm... me

WJ: Glad that you're coming with us! :) I have this feeling that i will be in the same grp as you... anyway i was suspecting that JL was gg to drop out, tt's y i told u u can join if one of us drop out... Do not pin your hopes too high on meeting shuai ges... A large part of the camp are females... and u owe me 20 bucks :)
PL: I think a hangbok might be expensive...
SW: I think everything is gg to be alright in the end... No matter what you will be in the future, I think you are going to excel in your field! So how's Korea? I watched sassy girl again last night and i cried again as well... such a nice story... please import a korean guy who is so adorably silly...
XQ: Tell you all about the camp when I meet you... pls check out this website http://www.freewebs.com/woodgrove/guide.html
SM: the gen-acts pple called me... what abt you? it's the survey that we did with the funny faces rite? they have an activity this sat... i'm free so i might go... what abt you?

Trivia time: what do you think is the most popular entertainment for nus engin guys?
Ans: Go down to arts to look at chio bus
What do you think is the most popular entertainment for nus arts gers?
Ans: Go down to engin to look at cute guys...
Well that says alot about how "interesting" campus life is gonna be rite?

por gigi * 9:38 PM

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